The so-called "Values Voters" convention has begun in D.C., and the wingnuts heard from California beauty queen Carrie "No Fairies" Prejean today. "I know the Lord has so a much of a bigger crown for me in heaven," predicted the pneumatic beauty to a crowd of adoring nutbags.
Winky You Betcha must be green with envy; she risks losing the "starburst" element of the far-right to "NF". Winky's followers have been naughtily fantasizing about Winky for the better part of a year now, so they now have a choice to make: Winky's "values" or No Fairies "values". May the bigger cup size win!