It seems the stress of Sen. John "Walnuts" McSame's election night beat-down caused Rethug men to suffer a drop in testosterone levels! We're sure it didn't affect Rich Lowry, who had visions of Winky dancing in his head win or lose. But we're wondering if the phenomenon was felt by the likes of Rep. John "Boner" Boehner, or did his Man Tan simply fade a few shades. And how about Pills Limpballs? Gauleiter Hannity? (What are we thinking - they don't have testosterone!) Is this what's known as blue balls?
Most of all, we'd be curious what happened to (M)Ann Coulter's man juice levels...
