Dumbass of the Week

Winky You Betcha's fans were out in full force in Fairfax, Virginia yesterday, at another of the quitter's book signing events. One "fan," a Mr. Williams, had this to say about why he likes Winky:

"We're average people. We work Monday through Friday to pay our bills and put food on our tables. That's who she is."

Hmmm. Let's test Mr. Williams' analysis here to see the similarities:

-- Winky has a multi-million dollar book deal - nothing in common there;
-- Winky flies around in a corporate jet, then boards a custom bus for her book signing events - nothing in common there;
-- Winky charges $16 per photograph with her adoring sheeple - nothing in common there;
-- Winky charges in the six figures for appearances, even at state Rethug events - nothing in common there;
-- Winky quit her job as Alaska governor so she could "cash in" via all of the above, unencumbered - nothing in common there;
-- Winky's a moron - Yes!! At last we've found what Mr. Williams and Winky have in common!!