In Rethug family values/sanctity of heterosexual marriage news, Turdblossom has divorced Mrs. Turdblossom, according to spokesbimbo... Dana Perino (!). Mr. and Mrs. Turdblossom were married in 1986. This is Turdblossom's second divorce. It's been reported that actor Randy Quaid has complained that Turdblossom hit on his wife Evi, so let there be no doubt, ladies, that Turdblossom is Back in the Game. Playah!
(Photo: Turdblossom bids "fare thee well" to the ex-Mrs. Turdblossom)
