Police in Greenwich, Connecticut have arrested John Michael "Felon" Farren, former Deputy General Counsel in Dumbya's White House, on charges of attempted murder and assault/strangulation after he tried to beat and choke his wife to death. His wife is in stable condition with a broken jaw and nose. She apparently had asked Felon for a divorce. We think she's already won her case. . . .
(photo: He wanted to wear his pinstripe suit, but the cops wouldn't let him)
