The Onion reports on the split in the Tea Party movement, between the "Enraged" and "Apoplectic" camps. (h/t Germantown bureau chief and roof hydrologist Brian)
Also, "Joe (Not His Real Name) the Plumber (Not a Plumber Either)" has announced he won't be campaigning for Sen. John "Walnuts" McCain's reelection. "Joe's" quote: "I don't owe him shit." "Joe" was in Harrisburg, Pennsyltucky to speak to a group of teabaggers when he was interviewed by a public radio station. We're thinking "Joe" might be forming his own Tea Party camp: the "Ignorant Ingrates."
