Sunday, March 21, 2010

Broder Doesn't Disappoint


Gasbag Villager emeritus David "Bipartisan" Broder has yet another installment in his 4,696-part series, "Bipartisanship Good, Partisanship Bad - Except When Republicans Are In Charge." A summation of his "analysis" follows:

1) It might not be so bad if the Dems lose the House and/or Senate; why?
2) Things were pretty bipartisan good when my friend Newt Gingrich was Speaker and counterbalanced Bill "Monica" Clinton; they done some good things together!
3) Missy McConnell and John Boner, if they were in charge, would be better than Pelosi and Reid because, well, they're Republicans!
4) As far as I can recall, things are always better when Republicans are in charge; then no one has to worry about bipartisanship because they always do what's best!
5) Send my check ASAP.

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