"Nevermind!"

Think Progress and HuffPo have the quotes from the pundits and pols who prematurely declared "Obamacare" dead. Reps. Eric "No We" Cantor and Man-Tan abuser John "Boner" Boehner ("The Orange Boner") have more than their share of nonsensical dire predictions preserved in perpetuity. The credulous Villagers will no doubt be dutifully reporting the equally nonsensical dire predictions that "we will repeal this bill" that are already coming from many of the same dimbulbs.

(Image: "They what? They passed health care reform? Nevermind!")