Former House Rethuglican Majority Leader Tom "The Cleaner" Delay was convicted today of money laundering and conspiracy to launder money by a Texas jury. He was convicted of channeling nearly $200,000 in corporate money illegally into Rethug legislative races in 2002. The Cleaner could face up to life in prison.
A complimentary Hackwhackers soap-on-a-rope is on the way to The Cleaner for those dicey prison showers. His appearances on Dancing With The Stars in 2009 probably won't help his image in the slammer. We wonder who will be the first prisoner to ask The Cleaner to cha-cha?
(photo: You the man, beotch!)
