Wingnut conspiracy alert!! The crackpots at World Nut Daily and Frank "Gas" Gaffney have detected mooslim infiltration in CPAC... wait... CPAC? The Conservative Political Action Conference? Holy jihad, those mooslims are everywhere!
We Hackwhackers encourage World Nut Daily and Gaffney to continue their investigation of CPAC, specifically uber-wanking reactionary Grover Norquist (psst! his wife's a mooslim, you know!) and former Bushie Suhail "Neo Con" Khan, whom they believe to be behind the infiltration. After all, any squabbling among inmates in the wingnut welfare asylum is always entertaining and much to be desired!
