Rethuglican National Committee chairclown Michael "Shizzle" Steele is withdrawing today from the race to head the RNC, after losing ground on two ballots to Reince "Prepuce" Priebus, RNC committeeman from Wisconsin. The man who once imagined himself the "shadow" President (no pun intended) to Obama is out of a job.
We have been expecting this tragic event for some time now, as Shizzle has driven the RNC deep in debt and caused the spotlight to fall on his multiple gaffes and gunshot wounds to his feet. Needless to say, this is a sad development for Hackwhackers and for the world of late night comics and fellow bloggers. Happily for Shizzle, there's a ready-made audience on the Fux Channel and on the Rethuglican speaking circuit for his detached-from-reality spiel.
UPDATE: Prepuce is erected...er, elected!
