A HUGE crowd of teabaggers showed up in Washington today to put pressure on Weeper of the House John "Orange Boner" Boehner (Rethug-OH) to slash government spending and not compromise with Democrats. The crowd, estimated to be in the millions... no, what?... hundreds of thousands?... what? Dozens? You must mean dozens of thousands, right? No? Why, there must be some mistake. Only dozens?!? Let's go over to Fox for an authoritative, trustworthy explanation of whassup with this rally by America's best and brightest.
(Image: Fox, you have permission to use this photo for today's tea bagger rally; can you maybe airbrush in a few palm trees, just for the hell of it?)
