In today's Kaplan Daily, a writer takes Rethuglicans Mike "Huckleberry" Huckabee and Newt "Poot" Gingrich to task for riding the teatard tiger of Obama Derangement Syndrome (paranoia, rage and, well, ignorance) thereby tarnishing the "conservative" party. Here are some word clues as to who the writer is: Tory. Pedantic. Chicago Cubs. Quill.
The blind squirrel, etc., etc.
