Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Ahnuld, Ahnuld, Ahnuld


Former "Gullivornia" Governor Arnold "Pumping Semen" Schwarzenegger has admitted to fathering a child with a former member of his household staff over 10 years ago, prior to becoming Governor. After disclosing the affair to his wife, Maria Shriver, they separated after some 25 years of marriage and four children. Amazing that he was so reckless in playing "hide the knockwurst" with someone on his household staff. Let's also remember that "PS" was accused years ago by multiple women of incidents of sexual harassment and groping, and that Maria vigorously defended him.

Why is there such an epidemic of cheating among pols? (John "Breck Girl" Edwards, Gaucho Mark Sanford, Poot Gingrich, Don Juan Ensign, etc., etc.) Are their egos so fragile that they have to bolster them with affairs that end up damaging or destroying families? Better for "PS" to have concentrated on just pumping iron.

(photo: How the mighty muscles have fallen!)