We Hackwhackers love formally recognizing the truly awful, hence our new "Dick of the Month" award. The inaugural "winner" is Rep. Eric "Can't" Cantor (Dick-VA), that puddle of sleazy goo who represents the Congressional district in Virginia where Tuesday's earthquake was centered. Remember when Cantor infamously declared after the Joplin, MO, tornado that the gummint weren't not never gonna pay for them damages unlessin' there was Spendin' Cuts (One could almost hear the teabaggers cheering "Woo-hoo!", except those in the Joplin area who might've said, "Huh? What was that agin'?")? Well, at least the dick is consistent in his mania to Cut Spendin'! Seems he's telling people in his own district who were affected by the Tuesday earthquake that, nope, no help unlessin' there was Spendin' Cuts! I guess they were just middle class folks, not "job creators!"
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