Thursday, August 25, 2011

Qaddafi's Crush


Libyan rebels ransacking the fortress of Muammar "Daffy" Qaddafi have certainly found some expected things: comic opera uniforms, weapons, etc. What was unexpected was a photo album dedicated to former Bushite Secretary of State Condoleeza "Uncle Ben's" Rice. Apparently, the Libyan lunatic was smitten with the former Secretary, whom he referred to as "my darling black African woman."

Perhaps we can get the former Secretary to act as "bait" to lure Daffy out of his hidey-hole. Those leather boots and tight fitting suits might do the trick that NATO bombs couldn't do.