Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Goodbye, Mr. Chips

From the Kaplan Daily obituary of Doritos chip inventor Arch West, who died last week at age 97:
"Mr. West’s cremated remains will be placed in an urn and buried in a vault, his daughter said. At a memorial service, family members will dust his grave with a layer of Doritos. Ashes to ashes, crunch to crunch."
You were there for us when the chips were down. Adoritos, Mr. West. Vaya con doritos to that couch in the sky. (OK, we'll stop).


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