Rethug candidate Newt "Poot" Gingrich and his diamond-obsessed third wife Callista took a break from campaigning for the right of the rich to keep all their job creator money to do a little shopping at the Tiffany's in Tyson's Corner, Virginia, the other day. While his Stepford wife was looking to buy ever more baubles, the "Deep Thinker of the Right" was wetting his whistle at a nearby restaurant/bar with a glass of champagne ... you know, the beer of the upper crusties. (Idea for Poot's new campaign slogan: "Let them drink champagne!") It's good to see Poot's putting his campaign contributions to good use!
(UPDATE: Idea #2 for Poot's new campaign slogan: Newt Gingrich: Because "Rich" is Part of My Name!)
(Photo: Those...eyes...those damned eyes...)
