Department of Lubricated Weathervanes

Check out this jaw-dropping quote last night from constant flip-flopper and man-with-no-core- beliefs, Willard "Mittens" Romney:

"I am a man of steadiness and constancy. I don't think you will have somebody who has more of those attributes than I do."

The main thing that Mittens has been steady and constant at is his impersonation of a perfectly lubricated weather vane. Imagine the straight-faced self-control that the other Rethug candidates had to exercise when Mittens made that statement, when most of us would have burst out laughing.