There are reports that Rethuglican moral compass "Horndog Herb" Cain is set to endorse serial adulterer and "hired larynx" Newt "Poot" Gingrich, perhaps as soon as today. We wonder if they bonded over their common moral weakness as cheating cads, or their common sense of themselves as Great Historical Figures?
(Photo: Members in bad standing of the Rethuglican Liars and Adulterers Club: "I love me more!" "No, I love ME more!"))
