Adulterers Unite!

There are reports that Rethuglican moral compass "Horndog Herb" Cain is set to endorse serial adulterer and "hired larynx" Newt "Poot" Gingrich, perhaps as soon as today. We wonder if they bonded over their common moral weakness as cheating cads, or their common sense of themselves as Great Historical Figures?

(Photo: Members in bad standing of the Rethuglican Liars and Adulterers Club: "I love me more!" "No, I love ME more!"))

"Herb" Cain Cartoon of the Week

(Dan Wasserman, via gocomics.com)

Don't Ask Cain No Gotcha Questions!

Rethug ego candidate and Flava-Flav-of-the-week Herman "Herb" Cain was asked a foreign policy question recently and in effect responded with the equivalent of the old Sam Cooke song, "Don't Know Much About History," except without the wit and charm. Wonkette has the story (via Think Progress) and video. Ol' "Herb" is proud of his ignorance, and thus fits the mold of the perfect Rethug base voter. Ergo, Cain for Preznit!

(Photo: "Herb" Cain, Godfather of pizza)

Playing to the Base

Jon Stewart on the Rethug base, Cain, Bachmann, and Gingrich. The stupid... it burns.