Department of Cluelessness

With his hopes for the Rethuglican nomination dropping faster than his pants in front of harassed women, former cardboard pizza CEO Herman "Horndog Herb" Cain was in Dayton, Ohio yesterday, and said to a room of stupid people,

"Stay informed. Stupid people are ruining America."

Stay informed? Like Horndog's informed on world affairs? You'd have to be monumentally stupid to buy Horndog Herb's ignorant version of reality, whether it's his tax plan or his claim that everyone is lying but him concerning his sexual misbehavior. Sadly, Horndog's supporters do buy it, and they're ruining America.