Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Rethug Crime Blotter - Sex for Meth Edition


Former Arapahoe County, Colorado, Rethuglican Sheriff Patrick J. Sullivan has been busted for providing meth in return for sex with a former male inmate he bonded out of jail, one of several he apparently had this "arrangement" with. We've stopped counting at about 153 the number of law-and-order, family values, ostensibly homophobic closeted gay Rethugs that have ended up with their kissers on the front page. If anyone out there has a running count, let us know.

The kicker to this? Patrick J. Sullivan is being held at the eponymous Patrick J. Sullivan Detention Facility. You can't make this stuff up.

(Photo: The mug shot.)