"So, how's that Donald Trump debate shaping up? So far, it looks like it's going to be two hours of watching Rick Santorum try to get a word in edgewise between Trump-as-moderator and Newt Gingrich -- the Scylla and Charybdis of unrestrained bloviation." -- Jason Linkins, in the Huffington Post, noting that fast-fading Hair Perry had declined to participate in vulgarian egomaniac Rump Trump's "debate."
UPDATE: Add Crazy Eyes Bachmann to the no-shows.
