Saturday, December 17, 2011

Rethug Sex Blotter - Gay Sex Toy Shop Edition


Well, with that title, you don't need to read much more to get the drift, but here it is anyway: Rethug Mayor Greg Davis of Mississippi, would have continued living his self-loathing life, posing as a conservative Christian "family values" dipstick if it weren't for the fact that he's a dumb conservative Christian "family values" dipstick. The Mayor, it happens, was in Toronto doing some (holiday?) shopping at Priape, a gay sex toy shop and charged his purchases with a city credit card. (Aside: "Why do you hate America, Mayor Davis? Aren't American gay sex toy shops good enough for you?!") Of course, his expenses were checked and BOOM! goes the cover. Now he's under criminal investigation for misuse of $170,000 (only $67 at the sex shop - whew!).

Hypocrite - check. Dumb as a sack of sex toys - check. Rethug - check.

(Photo: Mayor Greg Davis, latest in a long and never-ending line of Rethuglican hypocrites and liars.)

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