Well, the results are in, and Lord Willard of Romney narrowly beat Ron "Race War" Paul in the Maine Rethug caucus. The real story? Of Maine's 258,000 registered Rethugs, Lord Willard won an awesome 2,190 votes in a state that's considered his back yard. Sadly for Willard, 61 percent of the vote was against him.
Enthusiasm!! Turnout!! Victory!! On to the nomination!! Hold your noses!!