Friday, March 9, 2012

Quote of the Day - Inauthentic Mittens Edition

Weird phony Willard "Millionaire Mittens" Romney was in Jackson, Mississippi, today campaigning, trying on his best Southern good ol' boy act:

"Morning, y'all! I got started right this morning with a biscuit and some cheesy grits. Delicious!"

Boy howdy! You fer damn sure a Yankee Wall Street millionaire peckerwood we'uns can git behind...y'all!