Wingnut Women In The News

Wonkette has all the distaff dimbulb crazy train news today. In the war on women, let's hope these catch some friendly fire:

-- Simpleton cat's paw of the Rethuglican front group National Federation of Independent Business Mary "Deadbeat" Brown is a plaintiff in the NFIB (yes, we said "fib") suit to overturn the health care reform act. Trouble is, the crusty Ms. Brown filed for bankruptcy owing over $4,500 in medical bills -- a significant problem health care reform is expecting to ameliorate (i.e., saving people like Deadbeat from themselves).

-- Simpleton Missouri Rethuglican State Rep. Wanda "Happiness is a Warm Gun" Brown (Hmm, another Brown. Must be the only two "brown" women in the Rethuglican Party -- bada-bing!) sponsored a bill which has passed the Missouri House putting gun ownership on a par with religion and race as a protected class. While you're on the page, check out some of the other bills she's sponsored, too, just for laughs.

-- Simpleton Monica "Ol' Queen" Cole (maybe her maiden name was Brown) has decided to "move on" now that her One Million Moms boycott of JC Penney spokesperson Ellen Degeneres has been an EPIC FAIL. Sometimes those culture wars don't turn out the way you planned.