Onion Headline of the Week

This is mostly for Washington Redskins fans (we're not really, ever since Li'l Danny Snyder took over), from The Onion about the past and future Redskins quarterbacks:

Rex Grossman Happy To Take An Afternoon To Teach Robert Griffin III Everything He Knows

This headline also has potential application in politics. For example:

Willard Romney Happy To Take A Minute To Teach President Obama Everything He Knows About Job Creation