As we keep noticing, they're just not that into you, Mittens.
"If Mitt Romney can be pushed around, intimidated, coerced, co-opted by a conservative radio talk show host in Middle America, then how is he going to stand up to the Chinese? How is he going to stand up to Putin? How is he going to stand up to North Korea if he can be pushed around by a yokel like me? I don’t think Romney is realizing the doubts that this begins to raise about his leadership." -- Bryan "Yokel" Fischer, spokesman for the right-wing, homophobic American Family Association, after Willard "Etch-a-Sketch" Romney buckled into Fischer's (and other right-wing homophobes') demand that the campaign fire national security adviser and openly gay Richard Grenell. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, to coin a phrase.
