"[President Obama] wants another stimulus, he wants to hire more government workers. He says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It's time for us to cut back on government and help the American people." -- weird human replica Willard "Mall Cop" Romney yesterday, responding to the President's call for investments in education and infrastructure. That should go over with people who view police, firemen and teachers as heroes.
Of course, we could simply ask people like Willard to impersonate police, etc. and solve the problem that way.
