Will The Tea Party Miss Its Alice?

The Rethuglican convention in August will certainly have its share of kooks and flaming wingnuts parading around in Revolutionary War getup. One of their idols is tea bagger favorite and former half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah "Pay Attention To ME!" Palin, and she apparently won't get an invitation to Willard's coronation. Here's the reason, according to the Daily Beast:

"The Romney campaign prides itself on a slavish adherence to script, and Palin cannot be trusted to avoid the impulse to go rogue. That is why, perhaps, the Romney campaign has not asked Palin to speak at the convention nor contacted her about even attending the party’s marquee event in Tampa."

We can't wait for the snowbilly grifter to roll up in her touring bus in the parking lot of the convention, uninvited, making a scene as she speaks in her customary word salad to the teabagger goobers. You know she's not going to go away quietly. We're lovin' it.