You Are What You Eat

Wonkette has a funny piece about hate radio buffoon Rush Limpballs from the days when he was a minor figure in the Kansas City Royals baseball organization. Apparently, the Royals put out a brochure years ago of some favorite recipies of their staff, and Limpballs' contributions weren't, as they say, health conscious. Take a look:

Mmmmm, pass the Crisco fried chicken, "wolf 'em down" and stand by with the defribrillator! No wonder Limpballs grew into such a chiseled hunk.

(photo: The Crisco Kid)