Krispykreme To Willard: Fuggettaboutit

It's funny that Rethug convention keynote speaker, and man with his own gravitational field, NJ Gov. Chris "Krispykreme" Christie apparently turned down Rethug nominee Willard "Lubricated Weathervane" Romney's VP slot. The story comes from no less a reliable rightwing source than Rupert "Aargh" Murdoch's propaganda rag, the New York (com)Post. It looks like Krispykreme decided that Willard's chances in November weren't looking so good, and that he'd bide his time until 2016 and keep his Governor gig. That'll give him time to pack on another 100+ pounds of bullying blubber to throw around when insulting his constituents.

(photo: He's cranky when he hasn't eaten in 3 minutes)