Monday, September 24, 2012

Willard Romney Wants Jet Airliners' Windows to Open, Dammit!

Willard "Ace" Romney has identified a serious design flaw on modern jet passenger planes:
“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous." (our emphasis)
And this lump is polling in the low 40's (or is that his I.Q.?)?

(Photo: "My good man, could you see to it that, before we take off, the ground crew installs roll-down windows on my plane? That's a good 47 percenter!")

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "have a safe flight". All I can think of is being on a jet with this dope and him pulling a Rod Serling 'Nightmare at 20,000 Feet' move

W. Hackwhacker said...

Yes. You can be sure his flight crew is keeping a close eye on Willard from now on...