Snowbilly grifter and idiot philosopher Sarah "Winky" Palin has announced that "her family" is writing a book on fitness (it would have to be a family effort, since Winky's attention span is measured in nanoseconds). Although there's no publisher nor publication date mentioned, we're certain that Winky's book will be a smash among the morbidly obese, aging, angry white folks that comprise her fan base.
Everyone out of your Hoverounds! All together now, touch your toes! No? OK, let's start with touch your nose.(photo: Winky and daughter doing some Christmas shopping. How do you like Winky's age-inappropriate outfit? Trying out for a revival of "Grease" are we?)
