Running With The Herd

The lineup this Sunday on the bobblehead shows seems curiously un-original:

Press the Meat (NBC):  Sen. Marco Rubio (Rethug-FL)

This Weak (ABC):  Sen. Marco Rubio (Teatard-FL)

Facial the Nation (CBS):  Sen. Marco Rubio (Acceptably Tan Savior-FL)

Stain of the Union (CNN):  Sen. Marco Rubio (Dessicated-FL)

Fox "News" Sunday (Fux):  Sen. Marco Rubio (Weathervane-FL)


(Photo:  Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio -- remember, hydrate!)