Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Go For It, Winky!

In stark contrast to the accomplished Texas Sen. Wendy Davis, half-term Governor and perpetual grifter Sarah "Winky" Palin tries to avoid, uh, real work whenever possible.  Yesterday, she was throwing out hints that a new, even further right-wing party might be formed, with her annointed as its queen after all the, uh, work is done.  It would be called -- ironically --  the Freedumb "Freedom Party."  Because the rest of us don't like freedom of reproductive choice, or to get shot in the face by a mental case, or to vote, we suppose.  The Freedumbers would certainly gather up all of the mouth breathers / nativists / racists that form her fan club, with maybe a few followers of crackpot Ron Paul (Edward "Shoot My Balls" Snowden, a VP slot awaits you!).  No more speed limits or stop signs or clean water!  Free ammo for all!  Yeee-haw!

Go for it, Winky! Go for it!