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Yes, we smell a rat or two in "Team Mitch," too. As we noted the other day, Missy "Pull My Finger" McConnell's campaign manager and Rand Paul mole, Jesse "I Ain't Got No Forehead" Benton (above, left, with Missy, doing what they imagine to be damage control -- haha no), said he would be "holding my nose" while running Missy's reelection campaign. The undisguised civil war going on in the Rethuglican/ New Confederate/ Stupid Party has the teatards going up against the "squishes" in the party establishment, the neocons going against the Paulistas, the business interests going against the nativists, and every combination of the above you can imagine. That, on the other hand, smells pretty sweet to us.