From HuffPo:
Rush Limbaugh has written a kid's book called—wait for it—"Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans." It's being published on October 29th (Ed. note: not Halloween?)BTW, isn't that "horse" on the cover giving Limpballs a certain "come hither" look? He can sure spot a horse's ass!
May we offer a few alternate titles? "Rush To The Discount Bin." "Rush Reveres ... Rush." "Rush Rewrites History." "Rush My Oxycontin Order." "Rush As Far Away As You Can From This Book." Feel free to add in the comments.