Headline of the Week

Andy Borowitz, you're a genius:

"Senate Reaches Bipartisan Deal To Shut Down Ted Cruz"

(On Friday, the Senate voted 79-19 to move to a vote on the House-passed budget, upsetting the always doomed carefully laid strategery of Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz (Narcissist-TX) to raise money from wingnut rubes  extort the Administration into defunding Obamacare.)