"I think both the presidential and vice presidential nominees should either be a former or current governor, people who've done successful things in their states, have taken on big reforms, who are ready to move America forward."He thus eliminated such Rethug luminaries as Sens. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio, Ted "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz, and "Ayn" Rand Paul, along with fellow Badger Rep. Paul "Lyin'" Ryan. Strange that he didn't mention his valued experience as the Koch brothers' hand puppet in Wisconsin, but that's probably best to keep on the down-low for now.
Clearly, some Rethugs would agree with Koch Head and think that nominating a Rethuglican Governor from a blue state is the winning combination in 2016, to which we'd say "Willard Romney."
