Monday, December 30, 2013

Canada's Gain Is Our Loss

Texas Senator and Joe McCarthy doppelgänger Ted "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz has decided to renounce his Canadian citizenship, according to reports.  Tailgunner Ted was born in Calgary to an American mother and a flaming Cuban nut job father who is still fighting the Fidelistas in his imagination.  While it would have been good for America for the Cruz family to have remained in Canada, sadly it was not meant to be.

Cruz also took a break from sorting out his citizenship to claim that he wasn't responsible for the Government shutdown in October, despite the fact that numerous people in his own party (McCain, Boehner, among them) laid the blame on him.  Revising history has become a specialty of the wing nut world.

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