Wanker of the Week

Republican lobbyist/ strategist Jack Burkman is drafting legislation to ban gays from the National Football League.  Why?  Family values!

”We are losing our decency as a nation,” Burkman said in a statement. "Imagine your son being forced to shower with a gay man. That’s a horrifying prospect for every mom in the country. What in the world has this nation come to?”

"We're losing our decency as a nation," he says.  A little background on this family values Republican might be in order:

Jack Burkman, the GOP strategist and conservative talking head who used to be seen on the cable news shows a lot more often before his MySpace sleazery was exposed, is also on the DC Madam’s phone list! 

And yes, that’s the same Jack Burkman who worked for James Dobson’s Family Research Council as a lobbyist for, you know, conservative family values.

If you're keeping score, for Burkman it's "Hos good, ho-mos bad!"

Because who ever heard of a gay man in the NFL?!