Monday, April 7, 2014

Republican Sex Blotter - Same Old, Same Old


We wish we had a dollar for every one of these all- too- predictable stories.

Perhaps he was only demonstrating proper mouth- to- mouth resuscitation techniques, but the video here (with the story here) would have you suspecting the very married (wife- and- 5- kids married) Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid party Rep. Vance McAllister (Reprobate-LA) was tongue-fondling his married aide's tonsils.  As the local paper notes, McAllister was no ordinary hypocrite:
Throughout last fall’s congressional campaign, McAllister, a Republican from Swartz, touted his Christian faith and in one television commercial, he asked voters to pray for him. At least two other campaign television commercials featured McAllister walking hand in hand with his wife, Kelly, while their five children walked along. One television commercial captured the McAllister family in the kitchen of their home preparing breakfast before attending church.
Depending on your point of view, either the voters prayed for him too much or too little.  By the way, McAllister is the same dick who invited reality star Willie Robertson, son of "Duck Dynasty" homophobe Phil Robertson, to President Obama's State of the Union Address.  His way of stickin' it to The Man (in a Christian, non-homophobic way, of course).

We have no doubt the clueless, Bible-thumping yokels who continue to send these sinners "family values" grifters to Congress from Louisiana =cough= Sen. "Diaper Dave" Vitter =cough= and other benighted backwoods precincts of the nation will continue to do so, as long as they have an "R" next to their name on the ballot.  (File under: "Why we can't have nice things in this country.")