Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Quote of the Day, Redneck Chronicles

"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM.  Even worse, he had to pay a penalty for early withdrawal." --  Stephen Colbert, in last night's opening teaser for The Colbert Report.  Funny because, #1, it's about a drunken guy in Tennessee, and #2, it's about a drunken guy in Tennessee.  Oh, and the guy also tried to hump a picnic table.

No wonder he missed the #OperationAmericanSpring festivities.

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