Friday, May 16, 2014

Rethug Crime Blotter, I'm "OK" Edition


Former Oklahoma Republican Party Chairman Chad Alexander was arrested on possession of cocaine and a controlled substance (oxycontin) without a prescription, after a traffic stop for driving erratically in Oklahoma City.  Next stop, rehab and redemption.

Alexander blamed his "drug dependency" on the stress of his lobbying job and "duties" associated with being a single father ("duties?" Is he being forced?).  Also, check out one of his lobbying clients:  The Boys and Girls Clubs of America.

(mugshot:  "Hey, boys and girls, this is your brain on drugs!")