No, we're not referring to livestock waste runoff into the Mississippi River, we're referring to the Republican Senate primary contest results, but one could be excused for the misunderstanding since both involve manure.
Incumbent Sen. and Jefferson Davis' office clerk Thad "Thaddeus The Aged" Cochran will have a runoff election with slimy, radical teatard challenger Chris "Paparazzi" McDaniel in few weeks since neither achieved a 50% majority of the vote yesterday. McDaniel has been embroiled in a scandal involving supporters of his slipping into the nursing facility where Cochran's wife is suffering from dementia and taking pictures of her. His unconvincing explanations of what he knew and when he knew it apparently had no shaming effect on the rage-filled mouth breathers who voted for him and forced the runoff election.
