Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Illegal Use of Hands



A lawsuit filed in Dallas by a former exotic dancer alleges that Dallas Cowpies owner Jerry "Me And Mr." Jones sexually abused her and forced her to watch him receive oral sex from another woman in 2009, which Me And Mr. Jones' attorneys deny.  The woman, then 22, alleges that the Cowpies' owner, then 66, fondled her and forced her to touch his private parts in hotel room with the others present.  Photos taken at the time show the owner in provocative poses with two women, photos which Me And Mr. Jones say are of his lost twin brother  of James Carville misrepresent what happened.  Riiiight!

Former Los Angeles Clippers owner and bigot (except in the mistress department) Donald Sterling was booted out of the National Basketball Association owners club for his egregious conduct.  If the charges prove true, and Me And Mr. Jones is found guilty of sexual assault, we wonder what the National Football League would do, particularly in the wake of the domestic abuse scandal over Ray Rice, which they mishandled from the very beginning.

(photo:  Jerry Jones conducting tackling drills with not-his-wife)