Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Today's Dispatches From The Stupid Party: Sedition Edition

Mmmm.  There 's more sedition brewing in the low brow precincts of wingnuttia.  Let's hear from constitushunal expert Debbie Dunnegan Waters, Republican Recorder of Deeds for Jefferson County, MO, who would like to see some military coup action:
"I have a question for all my friends who have served or are currently serving in our military … having not put on a uniform nor taken any type military oath, there has to be something that I am just not aware of. But I cannot and do not understand why no action is being taken against our domestic enemy. I know he is supposedly the commander in chief, but the constitution gives you the authority," she wrote in the post. "What am I missing? Thank you for your bravery and may God keep you safe."  (our emphasis)
"What am I missing?"  A brain?!  (Sorry, that was too easy.)

So, a low-level (not to mention low-functioning) Republican office holder yearns for some Francisco Franco action.  "[T]he constitution gives you the authority."  Must be thinking about the constitution of Tomainia.  Can we have a little military coup in the Recorder of Deeds office in Jefferson County, MO?

Is that all you got?

Not when North Carolina Bible-thumping peckerwood Republican Rep. Walter Jones (R - Moonshine) is on the loose:
Jones said that as a “Ron Paul-type Republican” he believed that saving the country was going to take leaders who “understand that we have a bible and we have a constitution. And if we do not follow the Constitution then we will continue to go down this road of collapsing.” 
That’s what we need to do is to have a revolution in this country, and not talking about gun necessarily,” he added. “I’m talking about a revolution of people getting out of their offices and getting into the streets letting their voices be heard.  (our emphasis)
Not necessarily, mind you!  But if the darn heathen Democrats don't do what we want to do follow the Bible and the imaginary conservative constitushun, well we need to have us a fair election revolution!  Not necessarily with guns, but... well, that's enough dog whistling for now.

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